5 posts tagged “cat”
this is a very interesting project and as any cat would tell you, "it's about time". cats now join the exclusive club of "other mapped species, human, chimpanzee, mouse, rat, dog and cow."
on a personal note, teh SO has insisted for several years that our Princess Hank is at least part Abyssinian. she does resemble Cinnamon a bit, specially the triangular face shape and larger-than-average ears,
this is P. Hank
more news about the Feline genome project via Google news
...except this picture gave me a laughing fit:
obvy, a Photochop job, still marvelous.
c'mon, contest time. make your best LOLcat !
picture from SLOG: The Stranger's blog (last item)
voila!
capped via I Can Has Cheezburger Factory
awesome Fark thread (totalFark - sub$cription needed)
CAT HAIKU -- by or inspired by cats
under the blankets at night
but you claw my nuts
As strange as it might strike you,
Can still wear lipstick.
eyes half closed and purring loud
Look at you stretching.
Up and down, emitting noise.
I've lost interest.
There's no dignity
In being sick - which is why
I don't tell you where.
It tastes like rancid tuna
lipstick on my ass
running across my backyard
Honey, bring the BB gun
[ed.: eewww]
He stares at me forever
The pussy hates me
pokemons. MY POKEMONS.
Let me show you them.
Jumped on table and broke it
No more chow for you.
/true story. she's a tub.
Goes all Ninja on ankles
Was cute the first time...
My cat sees me and wants some
I always give in
his cat food costs a whole lot
his royal orangeness.
He'd rather eat the dog's food
Well, back to the store.
It's just a place I go pee
You're scared of the flush
kitty found my ass living frog
oh my ass, poor frog
Making strange sounds while you give me
The food I deserve
Sings its sweet song of smelly
Fish and goo and stench.
and throat, but also a rash in my right arm, and to top it off, when I woke up this morning
my eyelids were so swollen I could barely open my eyes. loverly.
thankfully there is a miracle remedy ----------------------->
still, feel like crap.
here's a nifty video for your entertainment, found via salon.com. please note how they each wait politely for the other to finish eating before moving in for their share.