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thirty movies hath november - Brazil (1985)

  • 20 hours ago
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ah, Brazil
a movie whose tagline should have been (but wasn't):   Mistakes? We don't make mistakes

yet we do. we do make mistakes, as in all bureaucracies, and someone will be found to blame.

Brazil poster
Brazil poster

trailer

Brazil is Terry Gilliam's dystopian vision of a not-too-far-future from a present that took an odd turn around the 1930's. there are many anachronisms and technical hybrids like old typewriters hooked up to tv screens and rotary telephones with amplifiers. the scenery and architecture are similarly affected: the public buildings pay hommage to 1930's German expressionism (think Metropolis), while apartments and other living spaces are oddly futuristic, with large numbers of exposed ducts everywhere.

the story references George Orwell's 1984 and Franz Kafka's The Trial.  the unnamed government bureaucracy has made a mistake by eliminating a Mr. Buttle rather than Mr. Tuttle, who's believed to be a terrorist of some kind. a low-level employee of the Ministry of Information, Sam Lowry, is assigned to investigate.  in this process, Lowry meets a neighbor of the widow Buttle, who is the same woman Lowry has been seeing in dreams.  Lowry meets the renegade Tuttle...

Harry Tuttle...at your service!

...and things get complicated.

the world of Brazil, while different from ours, is not that different.  consider a day at work in the Ministry of Information

a day at work
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3 comments Tags: movies, brazil, terry gilliam, fantasies, dystopia, alternate realities, nablopomo, nablopomo 2009 …

<sigh>

  • Yesterday
  • 7 comments


and its my own damn fault

Pride
Pride



7 comments Tags: sigh, lou gehrig, bets i shouldn't have made, pride of the yankees, pride goeth before the fall, my own stupid fault

crazy lady + bunny + toy piano

  • Yesterday
  • 6 comments
murderous bunny
source

the clip ends abruptly.  I think we know why

...now that I think about it, "B.B. Bunny" looks awful familiar...

I think he went on to star in Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail


6 comments Tags: bunnies, crazy lady, forcing a bunny to do somet..., murderous bunny, www.foundfootagefest.com, play it like you did yesterday

thirty movies hath november - Rocky (1976)

  • Yesterday
  • 4 comments


back in the olden days of b&w TVs, Friday night was fight night.  thus,

Yo, Adrian! It's me, Rocky.

Rocky was a labor of love, the little movie that did, a personal tale that became a multimillion dollar enterprise. it is also the movie that has spanned the most sequels (Rocky II, III, IV, V, VI aka "Rocky Balboa"). what's the name for this? a hexology?

Rocky poster 1Rocky poster 2Rocky poster 3


the taglines for the movie are interesting, if a bit confusing.

You have a ringside seat for the bloodiest bicentennial in history! *


A Philadelphia fighter who never made the big time...He showed he could take on a challenge...and won something bigger than a championship bout.


Meet the "Italian Stallion": a small-time guy with big-time guts who yearns to be a hero...just once!**


He's a has-been battler with one dream left...and one last chance.


His whole life was a million-to-one shot.

* Rocky was released in 1976.  references to the American Revolution of 1776 Bicentennial are everywhere.

** a small-time guy with big-time guts.   I'm a 12-year-old at heart. I won't tell you what I thought it read.


Silvester Stallone gets mucho credit for writing the movie (in a 3½-day bender as legend has it) and more so for refusing to sell it to several studios that were interested in the story but wanted to cast their own choices (including Robert Redford. Robert fracking Redford. damn), but Stallone stood firm on his demand to himself play the role of Rocky Balboa.

no doubt Stallone was Rocky, but much of the movie's success was due to the fine supporting cast. Mickey, Adrian, Paulie. Apollo Creed

Rocky and apolloRocky and adrianRocky and paulieRocky and mickey 2Rocky and mickey 1

check the patch on Paulie's shoulder on the third pic.  Philadelphia represent, yo.

(damn. for the second day in a row I can't embed from YT.  is not just me, teh SO had the same problem)

here be the links to watch:

Trailer:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8DlBN_LLiA

Cut me Mick  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpYosdIQ9JA&feature=related

Gonna fly now (theme from Rocky)  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4  

                          

and because is not something I expected to find while searching for Rocky pictures:

Rocky usb
Rocky usb
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4 comments Tags: movies, rocky, nablopomo, nablopomo 2009, rocky (1976), there is no such thing as r..., the italian stallion, boxing movies …

offensive. stupid. what say you, kittens?

  • 2 days ago
  • 14 comments
"How Do You Draw Asian Women?" - asians - Jezebel
"How Do You Draw Asian Women?" - asians - Jezebel
http://jezebel.com/5403557/how-do-you...
beautiful eyes...big beautiful lips....mountains of hair...a purse (of course). say it with me: what.the.fuckity.fuck
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via Jezebel


dude.  really?
I mean.... really?

if you have time check the comment thread at Jezebel.  heartless merciless bitches.  I <3 them

sample:

I'm an Asian woman... and oh boy is this just like looking in a mirror!
I have eyes and hair too!! Now just add a kimono and a Hello Kitty purse and it'll be JUST PERFECT!

Seriously though, who is this man and can I kick him?




14 comments Tags: drawing, stereotyping, jezebel, stereotypes, really?, asian women, how not to draw, douches with youtube accounts …

thirty movies hath november - Babe (1995)

  • 2 days ago
  • 5 comments

oh weels.  I found the trailer and a couple more clips from  Babe in YT, but VOX won't let me add them or even search for them.  something about "life being cruel sometimes".  whatevs.

ahem.  Babe is a tale of a little orphan pig who looks for and eventually finds his life's role. not as the centerpiece of a holiday dinner, he hopes.

Babe poster 1
Babe poster 1


cute.  but there's been talking animals in movies before.  but not like this one, where each animal lips were synchronized with the audio, even when dubbed in other-than-English languages.  that's some serious effort.
another bit of trivia:  Babe, the pig himself was played by 58 genuine Staffordshire piglets in various stages of development.

Babe the pig isn't the only one who speaks:  everyone speaks, Ferdinand the paranoid duck, Fly, the sheperd dog who becomes a mother-of-sorts to Babe much to the displeasure of her mate Rex, the house cat, the sheep, the barn mice... they all have more lines than the laconic Farmer Hoggett and his wife ("the Boss" to the animals).

Babe and farmer hoggettBabe and flyBabe and ferdinand


a bit of the story:  Babe is a wee piglet that is won in a raffle by Farmer Hoggett.  though they don't raise pigs, Farmer Hoggett brings the pig home to fatten up and eventually become...   let Ferdinand tell you.

...

Horse: The cat says they call it Christmas
Ferdinand the duck: Christmas! Christmas dinner, yeah. Dinner means death. Death means carnage! Christmas means carnage! [
flies away frantically]
Ferdinand the duck: Christmas means carnage!


Ferdinand has figured out a way to escape such fate by taking over the rooster's role.  thus, dawn at the Hoggett farm is greeted with a hearty series of quacks. 

but what about Babe?  what will he do?


for reference, here be the unpossible-to-embed-at-this-time clips


Trailer          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myyb4FUUMwI

Babe sings   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtA-FpTZOQw

 

make sure the kids of all your friends watch this movie.  give it to them for Christmas. their parents will remember you when their kids refuse to eat bacon/porkchops/ham for at least a month.


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5 comments Tags: movies, babe, sheep, nablopomo, nablopomo 2009, babe the gallant pig, herding sheep, animals in movies …

thirty movies hath november - Richard Pryor live on the Sunset Strip (1982)

  • 3 days ago
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it is possible I'd seen stand-up before watching Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip, but if so, Richard made me forget about it.  RPLotSS was one of the first shows that incorporated performance into stand-up

Richard covered a lot of ground in 80 minutes. a meditation on love, loss and the difference between men and women:

Richard Pryor on love and loving


the profound influences of a trip he made to Africa.  the African jungle makes everything badass. even bunnies

Richard Pryor on the African jungle and inhabitants

some thoughts on African vs. African-Americans self-image and cultural constructs

Richard Pryor on African peoples


about his near-death from an explosion while freebasing cocaine. merciless

Richard Pryor "thank God I didn't...


NOTE:  I feel silly even mentioning this, but just in case.  This is RICHARD FUCKING PRYOR peoples.  offensive language is a given.  do not listen at work or at grandma's house.

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on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month

  • 4 days ago
  • 6 comments

Walt Kelly and his friends Pogo and Porkypine still say it best:

 

"Y'know, it seems to be me this is all backwards....

We, Ever'body, ought to keep our big mouths shut all the

whole year long so's we'd have time to think of two minutes worth of

somethin' to say on the eleventh day of November."

 

 

Pogo1111
Pogo1111

 

 to all veterans and their families, thank you.

6 comments Tags: pogo, remembrance day, porkypine, armistice day, veteran's day, walt kelly, the eleventh hour of the el... …

thirty movies hath november - Midnight run (1988)

  • 4 days ago
  • 5 comments


before he became a caricature in Meet the parents and Meet the parents II, Robert DeNiro was actually very funny in the 'comedic thriller' Midnight Run.  (NOTE: how do you know you are old? old old? when a movie you watched when first released is touted as a classic. teh ouch.  if Midnight Run were a college students it'd be finally drinking legally)

whatever a 'comedic thriller' is supposed to be, this movie was it. cant' think of any other movie that qualifies.

and to think it almost became a-for-sure-train-wreck.  check it

"one of the studio (Paramount)  proposals for the role of Jonathan Mardukas was Robin Williams*, who agreed to audition  <shudders> meanwhile, the director, Martin Brest, had auditioned and cast Charles Grodin in the role, which lead Paramount to drop out of the production and sell the rights to Universal."


*  Robin Williams!  ack, ack, ack. 


besides being a 'comedic thriller' Midnight Run is also a 'buddy movie', a 'road movie', and others. it is also hilarious.


trailer

Midnight Run (1988) - Theatrical Trailer (Long Version)

did you catch the bit about "fistophobia"?  here's the entire exchange:

Jack Walsh: I can't keep you cuffed on a commercial flight, and I gotta check my gun with my luggage, but you fuck with me once and I'm gonna break your neck.
Jonathan Mardukas: I can't fly.
Jack Walsh: What?
Jonathan Mardukas: You heard me, I can't fly.
Jack Walsh: No, no, no. You're going to have to do better than that, pal.
Jonathan Mardukas: No, I don't have to do better than that, because it's the truth, I can't fly: I suffer from aviaphobia.
Jack Walsh: What does that mean?
Jonathan Mardukas: It means I can't fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia.
Jack Walsh: I'll tell you what: if you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from "fistophobia".



Mardukas must be faking, right?  good thing Walsh saw right through that.

Midnight Run: These things go down
should have listened

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thirty movies hath november - Friday (1995)

  • 5 days ago
  • 11 comments


a lot can go down between thursday and saturday..


the first time I saw Friday, one of the reasons it made me laugh is because Ice Cube's character, Craig, looked and had expressions exactly like my brother.  by now neither mr. Cube nor more brother look much like each other or their younger selves.
set in one of the same neighborhoods that three years earlier had been the site of riots made this light coming-of-age comedy feel hopeful.

the characters of  Friday :Craig, Smokey, Deebo, Debbie, are the best thing about it.  as memorable, as, say,those of  Fast Times at...

the time frame of the movie is the "Friday" of the title. Craig, who still lives at home (much to the dismay of his parents), has just lost his job. as he figures what comes next he becomes involved with his friend Smokey's schemes and troubles.  most of the action takes place in and about the front porch of Craig's home

trailer

Friday Trailer

"you are fuckin' the rotation!"  Smokey schools Craig on the etiquette of joint-sharing

Friday- Craig and Smokey "puff puff give"

Friday's soundtrack feature the biggest hip-hop starts of the mid-1990s.  the 'theme' song by Ice Cube

Ice Cube - Friday

the outstanding track, Dr Dre's Keep their heads ringin

Dr Dre - Keep Their Heads Ringin' (Official Music Video)

'

there are two movies follow up to Friday:  Next Friday, with most of the same actors and crew, and Friday After Next, without.  I haven't seen either, but I've heard that Friday After Next is worth watching.

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