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Cupertino, California (Agencies). In a surprising move that is set to stun consumers all over the world, Apple has cancelled all orders for the iPhone 3G today. People who already bought the phones will get them replaced by Apple's new wonderproduct, the iBrick 3G. "We think it's the best thing we can do for our customers worldwide," Apple CEO Steve Jobs declared in a conference call with analysts, "I mean, they won't really notice the difference after trying to activate their iPhone 3G for the billionth time, would they? WOULD THEY?"

A "teal shirt" Apple representative came out to let us know they are having difficulty accessing accounts on the iTunes system. The line has been amazingly slow, but at least we are inside! In the last maybe 30 minutes only 5 people got into the store. Time to get comfy.

"Some people call it a fad," Dicks told the Free Press this week while patrolling the streets of Flint. "But I believe it's a national nuisance. It is indecent and thus it is indecent exposure, which has been on the books for years."

Morning Edition, June 26, 2008 · A baby seal from Japan is about to set flipper on U.S. shores. But unlike its wild counterparts, this seal is one that people are encouraged to touch and hold for as long as they like.

Upgrade: Travel Better blogger Mark Ashley sends in this ad he spotted at the Oak Hollow Mall in High Point North Carolina, exhorting shoppers to use their stimulus payments in a selfish splurge on depreciating assets.

Upgrade: Travel Better blogger Mark Ashley sends in this ad he spotted at the Oak Hollow Mall in High Point North Carolina, exhorting shoppers to use their stimulus payments in a selfish splurge on depreciating assets.

Yep, there's a webcam. 5 pictures for the last 5 minutes and 5 for the last 25 minutes. Its crude and it locks up. Cat Pavilion System is a bit flakey still but least now I have the camera on auto balance. Typical picture:

previously on Calliope No. 8 - Tears Dry On Their Own :: There's A Tear In My Beer

previously on Calliope No. 8 - Tears Dry On Their Own :: There's A Tear In My Beer